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* A picture is worth a thousand disbarrings: Kentucky prosecutor who would do legal favors for nude pictures is suspended. [Courier Journal]

* We really should have nipped that Facebook cancelled my free speech line of argument in the bud a few years ago. Just look at Texas! [Texas Tribune]

* A teenager who was punished with life in prison at fifteen is now starting law school a decade later. Talk about a hell of a personal statement! [Market Watch]

* Illinois is planning to abolish a poor people’s tax and people want you to think that it is Armageddon. It really isn’t. You should be more concerned over if your prosecutor is jailing people for not getting dem nudes. [Yahoo!]

* This is an A and B conversation. And C. And D. And E. And… [Protocol]

* Company that probably played a massive role in proliferating anti-global warming propaganda fears the chilling effects of accountability. [Mother Jones]

* New Jersey governor renews law that prevents cops from being near polling places because of that whole voter suppression by force thing. When are we getting a new Voting Rights Act again? [New Jersey Globe]

* Illinois is trying to make birth control a little more accessible. It’s not over the counter, but it’s a start! [WTTW]

* Jersey just passed some harm reduction-focused legislation that will increase access to safe needles. [Inquirer]

* Find it suspicious that you’re getting advertisements for Sweet Baby Ray’s after privately making fun of Zuckerberg? These congresspeople are looking to stop that. [ZDNet]

* THE Conlaw guy shares his thoughts on the current state of qualified immunity. 2Ls, get your highlighters ready. [ABA Journal]

* Illinois sets governor up to nix a 1995 law that required doctors to inform parents when patients under 17 get an abortion. [WCIA]

* If Donny wants to sue for his Twitter handle back, he’ll have to do it in California. He’ll be fine, I’m sure they have golf courses there. [The Hill]

* Jury selection appears to be difficult when the defendants are literal Nazis. While impartiality is important, I am glad it’s difficult to find people neutral about swastikas. [Washington Post]

* An Indian Child Welfare Act (ICWA) case is testing the limits of tribal sovereignty. This is the most active season of SCOTUS determining rights since Plessy! [Missouri Independent]

* A lawsuit over a house that looks out of the Flintstones has been settled, and the home can stay as it is. Yabadabadoo! [NBC News]

* Trump lawyers have purportedly been warned of potential forthcoming charges against the Trump Organizations and its officials. [CNBC]

* A class-action lawsuit has already been filed over the building collapse in Surfside, Florida last week. [CBS News]

* Johnson & Johnson has settled opioid litigation with the State of New York for $230 million. [Hill]

* A prominent Chicago-area attorney was found dead in his home last week. [Chicago Tribune]

* The management firm that represents Connor McGregor is suing Manny Pacquiao over breach of contract and other claims. Seems like a knockout… [ESPN]