The Year Ends With A Big Bang Of Bucks!
Yes, you can finally afford that new box of Cheez-Its.
There are two things attorneys are looking forward to this holiday season. The first, like for all of us, is a notification that their Amazon package is arriving earlier than expected. The second? Bonuses! The latter half of the good news is in for Gjerset & Lorenz! Here’s the scale:
We love to see it! If you are a Gjerset & Lorenz associate looking for an excuse to Uber Eats yourself a meal today, here’s your sign! I get the feeling you can afford it.
(Turn to the next page to see the Gjerset & Lorenz memo.)
We like hearing about bonuses almost as much as you enjoy spending them. As soon as your firm’s memo comes out, please email it to us (subject line: “[Firm Name] Bonus”) or text us (646-820-8477). Please include the memo if available. You can take a photo of the memo and send it via text or email if you don’t want to forward the original PDF or Word file.
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Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s. He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com and by tweet at @WritesForRent.
