Morning Docket: 10.08.10
* Sh*t just got real. Real canceled. [New York Daily News]
* Some activist judge in Michigan refused to strike down Obamacare. [Los Angeles Times]
* Aaah, burqa burqa burqa. [CNN]
* Guys at Elie’s law school burned 9/11 memorials all the time, it was no big deal. Until prosecutors got tough. [New York Post]
* If buying soda with food stamps is outlawed, only outlaws with food stamps will have soda. Wait…what? [New York Times]
* More than 100 lawyers have applied to lead the way against BP and their big oily hole. Big names like David Boies, Mike Espy, and Derriel McCorvey, who “noted that he was an all-Southeastern Conference defensive back at Louisiana State University.” [Associated Press]